Mari (Battle Royale)

Mari is an unknown character on Fortnite: Battle Royale 's lore. She was responsible for the Alien podcast Hot Saucers in Chapter 2: Season 6 Foreshadowing quests, the ARG on the Official Discord, and Chapter 2: Season 7.

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MARI: Cancel your plans, humanoids!
 * -|Chapter 2: Season 7=

Believer Beach is on FIRE!

We're hittin' the beach to say, ''What's up, aliens? How're you?''

We're not running for cover. We're not hiding under a rock.

(laugh) I gotta say, I am proud of this little island.

And they're saying... honestly, uh, nothing. But the party is just getting started!

MARI: We're storming the sandcastles and taking it to the beach, baby!

And now... I'm gonna... take a nap. Mmm.

It's like our minds have been... (mimics head explosion) opened!

I was maybe in the sun a lot and not hydrating and... yeah...

I was there last night. It's like a whole movement sprung up out of nothing!

Love you, my Saucer Hotties. (yawning) So much.

Maybe we shouldn't be planning to fight these visitors!

Maybe we should be saying, What's ours is yours!

Or like, Take us to YOUR leader, huh?

Yeah, I- I gotta sit down now.

MARI: So. Uh.

You ever seen someone, like... unzip themselves, and uh...

You know...

Be an alien?

I, uh- you know, I'm not trying to be an alarmist but that's not the Believer Beach vibe I was hoping for.

MARI: Can we work together to keep our beloved beach clean?

I've been out there enjoying the sand and surf, and... well...

Let's keep Believer Beach.... beautiful.

Some litterbug keeps scattering alien tech all over the place!

That's what the garbage cans are for!

The ground isn't a garbage can, people!

MARI: I am loving the chill vibes on the beach today.

Did anyone catch those cool sand sculptures?

How could they NOT come in peace?!

I was pretty moved.

The circles... the, the... the blobs! So organic and raw.

Ah! These alien visitors, wow! Some of them have a real eye for fine art.

MARI: (out of breath) Whew... Okay, my Saucers!

Or, uhhhh, dimension?

I spent all night blowing up some big bouncy water floaties for our guests.

It'd be a great opportunity to make a friend.

Maybe even a friend from another galaxy!

Space-time... pocket?

They're in the water now if you wanna hop on over and check 'em out.

Use the buddy system.

You know what I mean.

You'll get some real air, so be careful!

MARI: Okay, y'all. I have to admit... the big mothership floating over the Island? Freaky.

Don't get me wrong. It looks cool...

But I swear I saw someone... GET SUCKED UP INTO IT.

(forced laugh) Right?

Maybe I'm seeing things...

Or maybe they were just visiting, and that is how their front door works!

...Right?

MARI: Yooo! I drove a saucer yesterday!

I mean, we all do it to the cars on the Island all the time anyway.

I'm not saying you should try it, but if you do...

Maybe it's the aliens' way of teaching us about their technology.

So I just... hopped in!

The keys were in the ignition, and nobody was around...

MARI: I wanna shout out one of the Saucers I met on the beach yesterday!

From what you say, they sound like real party people!

It was really chill!

..Like, a LOT... about the aliens

We danced, played a little volleyball, talked a lot about the aliens...

So, Sunny, if you are out there, thanks for being a listener.

And for filling me in on our new alien friends.

MARI: Saucers! The Believer Beach bash is in full swing!

Come hit the surf, dance in the sand, and enjoy some sweet tunes!

I'll be the one drinking Slurp Juice out of a pineapple.

I don't know how. But I WILL make it work.

MARI: I have an urgent update on the beach party.

Someone is... watching us. Maybe the government. Maybe the IO.

I don't know what they're planning, so stay sharp.

MARI: The Beach Lurkers are back at it.

What are you expecting to see? People having a rad alien-themed time?

Illegal sandcastles? What?!

Maybe stop being dorks and join in the fun!

Unless it's Slone out there. She is NOT welcome and she knows it.

MARI: If you've noticed anything strange attached to your head...

I'm not entirely sure what it is.

So maybe... don't let that happen to you? Supes helpful, I know.

Or maybe jump into some water! Uh, that works with bees... Am I the only one that does that?

MARI: Hey, Saucers! Any of y'all been feeling strange lately?

One of my beach buddies... they don't seem to be entirely themselves these days.

I'm sure it's nothing, but... keep an eye out for your friends, okay?

MARI: Eyes on the sky, people! Something's moving up there!

It looks like... landing ships. And they're definitely hovering above the Island.

I'd take cover 'til we can find out more.

But you... you're an adventurer, so do your thing under that UFO sky!

MARI: You ever wish you could see the farthest reaches of the galaxy?

Obviously, I'm kidding! But, you know, also I- I'm not?

Well if that's the case, just go outside. Because the aliens are way into abductions right now!

MARI: I'm hearing big rumors, Saucers. Like, people-are-getting-abducted type rumors.

Do you know someone who's gone missing?

And... they're living to tell the tale!

Call into the show! I'd love to hear your story.

MARI: So many Saucers are calling in with their abduction stories!

People are saying they're held in some kind of... enclosure....

And they had to fight their way out!

Which is not ideal for a radio show.

If you have any other details, I'd really like to hear from you.

Because right now it's being described as... indescribable.


 * -|Chapter 2: Season 6=

Trivia

 * She is voiced by Erika Ishii.
 * Hot Saucer tweet.