User:StarlordAdam

friends: Alexandrite1black, Landon republic, Livonian Knight, possessed gamer de og

brw I decided to not share as much information anymore about myself, y’all can keep calling me Adam

Best quotes of all time:


 * 1) “I don’t learn. One of my issues” -Starlord
 * 2) “That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh in my entire life because that is not a plan.” -Rocket Raccoon
 * 3) “When I look around, you know what I see? Losers.” -Peter Quill
 * 4) ”I once didn’t brush my teeth for 5 weeks. I didn’t actually sell my car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw a beer at a swan, and then it attacked my niece, Rebecca.” -Andy Dwyer
 * 5) ” I think you’ve got several options. They’re all terrible… but you have them.” -Chris Traeger
 * 6) ”Birthdays were invented by hallmark to sell cards.” - Ron Swanson
 * 7) “People here do lots of strange things to fill their time.” -Lexa
 * 8) “Occasionally I hit someone with a car. So sue me” -Michael Scott