User blog:ThatIsAPirate/Pirate’s Precepts

5a. You must learn how to use the Pump Shotgun. 6a. You must learn how to use the Assault Rifle. 7a. You must learn how to use the Suppressed Sniper Rifle.
 * 1) Wearing the default skin and the Arroyo Pack Back Bling together means you’re a noob default.
 * 2) Wearing the Lt. Evergreen skin and the Neon Wings Back Bling together means you’re a regular default.
 * 3) Wearing the Aura skin, the Dynamo skin, the Crystal skin, or the Sun Sprout Back Bling means you’re a sweat.
 * 4) You will be considered toxic if using the Laugh It Up Emote or the Take The L Emote after killing opponents.
 * 5) You should always choose a Tac shotgun over a Pump.
 * 1) You should always choose a Burst Assault Rifle over a regular Assault Rifle.
 * 1) You should always choose the Heavy Sniper Rifle over a Suppressed Sniper Rifle.
 * 1) You must be a fan of one of these skins:
 * Oro
 * Cyclo
 * Eternal Voyager
 * Dire