User blog:JustAnAverageHuman/squad teams/players in a nutshell

The perfect match

Look! All my teamates have 100 shield/health, landed at the same POI, and we won! :D

The disorganized

Your teamates are all scattered around the map and half of them are reboot cards already

The same skins

Oh look that guy's Iron man! "So am I" "Me too! "same here bud"

The vc people

"YO WE LANDING SALTY TOWERS" "*intense static and screaming from siblings*" "h o l a " "Imma play some music *random song plays*"

The "I give up on this team": ''Oh the battlebus is here? Imma leave bye''

The kill stealer: ' "hey that's my loot, I dealt the final shot to I did it !!!" '

The rager: you stole my loot so I will scream like a 7 year old in vc

The troll: *yeets boogie bomb at you* *dances on your knocked body then carries you around without reviving* * throws clinger at your butt* 

The Mythic Targeter: this guy rages if you grab the mythic before him and doesn't even have a plan on how to defeat the boss

 

If you "play solo here's some player sterotypes

The hoarder: "hey where did all the good loot go" they'll never know that you stole the shields and gold >:)

The helpful: DON'T WORRY BUD I HAVE THIS BANDAGE BAZZOOKA I'LL SAVE U!1!!!

The commander: "HEY! WE'RE GOING RISKY! GIVE ME THE SHIELDS AND GUNS NOWWWWWWWW!!!1!!!11!"

The bot: *walks casually into wall*

The 90's cranker/soccer skin/Aura kid/person who thinks females have tiny hitboxes: *builds  the Empire State building when you dealt 2 dmg to them*

The spray and pray: It's smg time boys

The "I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT ABOUT THIS WEAPON": "charge bad"

The guy who forgot: "oops I drank the big shield before the little ones... 😳😔🤔

The controller god/PS Player: "haha aim assist go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

If I missed any please say in the comments