User blog:JustAnAverageHuman/ego v alter in a nutshell

Here's some lemons I guess, prepare for cringe c:

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Chapter2 Season 1: ego be going all happy happy yay yay about the new island while 3 year olds complain about tilted dying

Basically the squad:

Rippley: iMmA sLurPy bOyO hAhA lOoooOol

8-Ball: some ninja guy who doesn't really fit with the vibe BUT WHO CARES, THE COMMUNITY LOVES HIM

Remedy: your local pharmacist

Journey: "guys imma climb mount everest and die of fall dmg"

Turk or whatever his name was: 'fishie!!1!!!! banana suck!!!1!!!'

Fusion: some fire guy who's irrelevant

Kev/Vex: one is a fire thing, the other is GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Blah blah they have fun, ''Midas sits on a toilet, and like yeah. Also btw alter's stalking these morons with literal copies of them, THE IRONY''

Chapter2 Season2: gold toilet man becomes canon and starts a war

Ah yes, (MIDAS YOU SUCK) ''he makes the middle island into some base, hires some guys, turns them into gold just by handshaking them, and yeah. Chaos agent (aka slurp juice man) decides that he wants to go to war with gold man and boom suddenly we all gotta pick sides wow.''

Then gold guy decides to end the loop and fails (he shoulda hired the visitor or something instead of Jules bruh)

And then he dies to a shark whoohoo gold man died

Chapter 2 season 3: o c e a n

Ok so we have fade (drifts worst nightmare) as a skin and he's irrelevant so nobody cares xd

Blah blah ego moves to a junkyard in the ocean, they're still at war even though midas and goopy guy are dead

Also Jules (the person who helped golden guy make that device) is a skin now whoopee

Idk what really happened in this season I didn't play it :v

Chapter 2 season 4-5: YES IT'S OVER

Hey look remedy and brutus are npcs now, (aw 8-ball died welp)

'And Ruckus decided to become a boss. You do you buddy.'

'Nobody cares about the war bc Mando arrived and we all want to touch baby yoda. The end lol'

Community quotes:

CH2S1: "haha funni 8-ball guy" "slurp man!!!"

"CH2S2: "MIDAS HAWT" "MIDAS" "MIDAS SIMP" "YAAAAA MIDAS"

CH2S3: "midas suck" "flood" "aa shark"