User blog:JustAnAverageHuman/sloppy chapter 1 storyline

Season 4: Visitor: oh yay I'm home- wait no nvm Imma build a rocket to get outta here

The rocket is actually a prop for a superhero movie but this guy doesn't care anyway

Season 5: Drift: oH wOw a BurGer ImA vAndAlIzE iT hA Rift: that's illegal *teleports drift to fn*  and yay brite bomber x drift blah blah

'''Oh and kevin. Why does the storm hate cacti >:('''

Season 6: Breaking news: this cube thingy went into loot lake

Skull trooper be like: this is a great movie!1!11! And then the dumb zombies came and we all hated epic for that

Season 7: look an ice cube, oh wait no it's an iceberg with a castle and- is that santa with a gun Ice King yay

Blah blah "Planes suck" "sword bad" "why more zombies"

Season 8: woah free bp now it's ice king vs prisoner but like who cares we're making hybrid theories

Drum gun was unvalted yayyyyy- oh no the volcano blew up

"luxe sucks" -the community

Season 9: back in my day we didn't need tech - bunker jonesy

Oh look chicken robot and some mech girl in bp yay

"what is this season about tho" "simp for rox yay!!!" -the community

Oh and like we had an epic boss fight with a monster :0

Season X: you guys old skins came back and they're 20x better

(stop simping for x̶ ̶l̶o̶r̶d̶'̶s̶ ̶s̶c̶a̶v̶e̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶t̶y̶l̶e̶ the tier 1s and put yourselves together already)

"THESE BRUTES SUCK XD" -the community

Then we had some crossovers and weird rift beacons stuff

And then chunky visitor- I mean The Scientist rifted his friends and they blew up the athena map, the end