User blog:JustAnAverageHuman/live events in a nutshell

(thanks Oreo2017.2 c;)

Prepare the lemons.

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(#OMEGAGANG) Season 4: whoohoo yipee wow storyline thanks epic- HOLY- IS THAT THING GOING FOR TILTED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yay alien boi who thought movie props are actual rockets started a live event whoa. also he stole hop rocks, kill him

He goes into a rift and goes bye-bye, the end wow. Also he gained a thicker counterpart 6 seasons later but that's another story c:

Season 5: some idiot named drift got too close to a burger and came to the island. Also the storm hates cacti confirmed-

Mommy get the camera there's a cube- reddit: "you're not saying cube here" Us: "Let's name him kevin then"

Kevin goes around killing people under his fat mass and making little tatoos on the island. Cute. Then it dies in loot lake and loot lake becomes jello

Season 6: 'imma life guard. "oh shoot there's kevin and an island on top of him he came back 0-o" Skull trooper: "haha funni movie"'

Blah blah kevin spawned controversial zombies, we got mad y'know us.

Then kevie boi exploded and we were taken into some place with a butterfly rift thing whoa.

And then kevin died in loot lake so his remains just sat there

Season 7: (bro ice king u good?) "imma make this place a blizzard." "ok" "also zombies" "IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT"

This season's event was boring change my mind- oops wait no

''Yeah some emo cloaked cold guy made a big blizzard with zombies... ngl nobody cared''

Ok yeah.

Season 8: 'cool metal. OH LOOK THERE'S A GUMBALL AND- AND...'

'IS THAT THE DRUM GUN?!?!??! MAH BABIEEEEEEEEEEEE-'

Look a volcano omg

Also there's a vault with drummy gunny.

Obviously not picking drum gun was never an option

Volcano blew up yay, jonesy ate peely and became a hobo, y'know that's normal

Season 9: 'woah a mech. *INSERT VOLTRON REFERENCES HERE*'

Wheeze.

A mech stabbed a monster in the eye woah that's gory.

Also singularity's statue is a sword... well that's nice to know lol

Yayyyyyy the bug gumball/nexus is exposed how cute and fat it is

Season X: 'yo it's chunky visitor and his friends again. this is a matrix-'

Fat visitor (cough cough remember season 4) made yet another rocket/nuke

And brought his friends in (and cowboys, borderlands psychos, batman, y'know rift zones blah blah) And they blew the hell outta the poor gumball with a meteor oof

Chapter 2 S1: IN AN ISLAND FAR FAR AWAYYYYYY sigh I don't watch star wars. (still, lightsabers were funni)

CH2S2: 'TeH DEvIcE Is ReVeAleD!1!1!!1!!! -Midas'

Gee this guy sucks at building things if it doesn't work lol

He flooded the island, we were all dissapointed. Also a shark killed him by biting his butt off.

Epic has a good sense of karma 😂👌👍👏

CH2S4: MOM GET THE CAMERA GALACTUS IS GONNA EAT THE ISLAND LIKE IT'S FAST FOOD

Gee the only thing he damaged was the helicarrier oof

It's fun driving a literal nuke into a guy's mouth though lol

Also he was wayyyyy bigger than we thought so yeah.

Also a s t r o w o r l d