Fortnite Wiki

Welcome to the Fortnite Wiki! Feel free to explore and contribute to the wiki with links, articles, categories, templates, and pretty images! Make sure to follow our rules & guidelines! Check out the Community Page!

READ MORE

Fortnite Wiki
Advertisement
Disambig gray This article is about the Chapter 2: Season 6 Battle Pass Outfit. For the Unreleased Outfit from Chapter 2: Season 2, see Agent Jonesy.

Outfit[]

Look sharp, we're saving reality.
— In-Game Description

Agent Jones is an Epic Outfit in Fortnite, that could have been obtained immediately after purchasing the Chapter 2: Season 6 Battle Pass. Agent Jones is part of the Agent Jones Set.

Selectable Styles[]

Style
Agent Jones Agent Jones (Jump 15) Agent Jones (Jump 23)
Agent Jones - Outfit - Fortnite
Agent Jones (Jump 15) - Outfit - Fortnite
Agent Jones (Jump 23) - Outfit - Fortnite
Agent Jones (Jump 31) Agent Jones (Jump 42) Agent Jones (Jump 88)
Agent Jones (Jump 31) - Outfit - Fortnite
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite
Agent Jones (Jump 88) - Outfit - Fortnite

How To Unlock?[]

Main Article: Agent Jones Quests
  • Agent Jones (Jump 15) - Investigate an anomaly detected in Lazy Lake
  • Agent Jones (Jump 23) - Investigate an anomaly detected on Shark Island
  • Agent Jones (Jump 31) - Investigate an anomaly detected near Catty Corner
  • Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Investigate an anomaly detected in Stealthy Stronghold
  • Agent Jones (Jump 88) - IInvestigate an anomaly detected in Weeping Woods

LEGO Fortnite - Hashflag - Fortnite LEGO Fortnite

Within LEGO Fortnite, Agent Jones's appearance is changed to that of a LEGO® minifigure.

Agent Jones - Outfit - LEGO Fortnite

Character Reaction[]

Speech - Icon - Fortnite Character special dialogues for players wearing the Agent Jones Outfit.

Chapter 4: Season 4

The Autumn Queen: The future is in your hands. Don't drop it.

Chapter 3: Season 4

The Underwriter: I can't find any policies under the name 'Jones.'
Relaxed Fit Jonesy: Take it easy.
Jonesy The First: Your mission would be child's play for ME.
Castaway Jonesy: Well if it isn't Mr. I Have Multiple Outfits.
Bunker Jonesy: Why do the Joneses listen to you? Is it the suit?


Trivia[]

  • As Agent Jones' styles progress, items from the Hunters he hired could have been seen on his suit. These are:

Gallery[]

Promotional Images[]

Concept Art[]

Other[]

Character[]

Chapter 4: Season 4[]

Look sharp, we're saving reality.
Agent Jones has just landed back on the Island, and he's... still catching up a bit. He's reluctantly signed on to help his former nemesis, Dr. Slone, with her mysterious plan... if he can trust her.
Character Collection Book

Agent Jones was a Character introduced during Chapter 3: Season 1. He could have been found in Frenzy Fields before October 24th 2023.

Interactions[]

Agent Jones
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

So I hear we have a time-travelling vampire problem now? Well that's just... super...


Epic Buy Suppressed Pistol
Suppressed Pistol - Weapon - Fortnite

Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite

-100
Tell people you got this from The Legend.


Epic Buy Tactical DMR
Tactical DMR - Weapon - Fortnite

Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite

-250
Trust me. You'll use this...

First encounter
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Hey! I'm back!


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Peely
Peely (New) - Outfit - Fortnite
See you on the other side of all this, buddy.


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Dahlia
Dahlia - Outfit - Fortnite
Looks like all your "machinations" fell apart. Get it? Because... yeah, you get it.


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Antonia
Antonia - Outfit - Fortnite
Slick work on that heist. Slone knows how to pick 'em.


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Nolan Chance
Nolan Chance - Outfit - Fortnite
Slick work on that heist. Slone knows how to pick 'em.


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Sunbird
Sunbird (New) - Outfit - Fortnite
Keep counting, birdie. I think we can fix this.


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Innovator Slone
Innovator Slone - Outfit - Fortnite
I don't know what's more dangerous, you shooting at me, or you talking to me.

Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Peely
Peely (New) - Outfit - Fortnite
So I hear we have a time-travelling vampire problem now? Well that's just... super...


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Dahlia
Dahlia - Outfit - Fortnite
So I hear we have a time-travelling vampire problem now? Well that's just... super...


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Antonia
Antonia - Outfit - Fortnite
So I hear we have a time-travelling vampire problem now? Well that's just... super...


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Nolan Chance
Nolan Chance - Outfit - Fortnite
So I hear we have a time-travelling vampire problem now? Well that's just... super...

Chapter 3: Season 4[]

Look sharp, we're saving reality.
With the Seven missing, someone's gotta save the Island. Jones is up for the task - with a little help from the Scientist's "energetic" AI. So look sharp, we're saving reality... again.
Character Collection Book

Agent Jones was a Character introduced during Chapter 3: Season 1. He could have been found in Fort Jonesy after Update v22.40.

Interactions[]

Agent Jones
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Ready to save the Island again?


Rare Buy Hammer Assault Rifle
Hammer Assault Rifle - Weapon - Fortnite

Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite

-100
Nice choice.


Buy Vehicle Mod: Cow Catcher
Cow Catcher - Item - Fortnite

Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite

-100
Nice choice.

First encounter
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

This goopy metal stuff seems bad, huh?


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Agent Jonesy
Placeholder - Outfit - Fortnite
I guess it's all Joneses on deck, huh?


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Castaway Jonesy
Castaway Jonesy - Outfit - Fortnite
I guess it's all Joneses on deck, huh?


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Bunker Jonesy
Bunker Jonesy (New) - Outfit - Fortnite
I guess it's all Joneses on deck, huh?


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Jones Unchained
Jones Unchained - Outfit - Fortnite
I guess it's all Joneses on deck, huh?


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Jonesy The First
Jonesy The First - Outfit - Fortnite
I guess it's all Joneses on deck, huh?


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Bytes
Bytes - Outfit - Fortnite
You okay, buddy?


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Lennox Rose
Lennox Rose - Outfit - Fortnite
You look familiar. Are you from TV?


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing The Herald
The Herald - Outfit - Fortnite
I'm watching you.


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Meow Skulls
Meow Skulls - Outfit - Fortnite
I know your older brother. He's cool. Very swole


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Grriz
Grriz - Outfit - Fortnite
Now THAT is some suit.


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Spider-Gwen
Spider-Gwen - Outfit - Fortnite
Hey, love the outfit! Does that come in red and blue?

Chapter 3: Season 2[]

Look sharp, we're saving reality.
Agent Jones is ready to unite the Seven, take down the Imagined Order, and make good on his promise to find Geno. Whoa, that's... Uh, that's a lot. But he's ready for it!
Character Collection Book

Agent Jones was a Character introduced during Chapter 3: Season 1. He could have been found in any of the Seven Outposts.

Interactions[]

Agent Jones
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

It's time to save reality.


Exotic Buy Boom Sniper Rifle
Boom Sniper Rifle - Weapon - Fortnite

Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite

-600
It's rebellion-ready.


Hire Agent Jones
Hire - Icon - Fortnite
Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite

-100
I got your six, Looper.


Activate Rift
Rift-to-Go - Interaction - Fortnite
Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite

-250
Launching a blimp raid?

First encounter
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Good to see you, Looper!


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Gunnar
Gunnar - Outfit - Fortnite
Long time, big guy. I see you're still a huge fan of... Chainsaws...


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing The Imagined
The Imagined - Outfit - Fortnite
Are you up to something? You look like you're up to something.


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing The Origin
The Origin - Outfit - Fortnite
Have you spoken to the Scientist?


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Doctor Slone
Doctor Slone - Outfit - Fortnite
Er... This is awkward...


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing The Foundation
The Foundation - Outfit - Fortnite
I'm still working on Geno.

Chapter 3: Season 1[]

Look sharp, we're saving reality.
The Imagined Order's most prominent defector is back, and he's ready to save reality. Sure, there are 7 other people involved, but Agent Jones is definitely the hero here.
Character Collection Book

Agent Jones was a Character introduced during Chapter 3: Season 1. He could have been found in any of the Seven Outposts.

Interactions[]

Agent Jones
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Need some help from reality's finest hero?


Buy Hunter Bolt-Action Sniper
Hunter Bolt-Action Sniper - Weapon - Fortnite

Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite
Talk about a gear upgrade.


Hire Agent Jones
Hire - Icon - Fortnite
Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite

-95
I'll provide morale. And leadership.


Activate Rift
Rift-to-Go - Interaction - Fortnite
Bars (Small) - Currency - Fortnite

-245
This might make you nauseous.

First encounter
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

I'm Agent Jones. Yes, THAT Agent Jones.


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing Doctor Slone
Doctor Slone - Outfit - Fortnite
Er... This is awkward...


Outfit Reaction
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite

Wearing The Foundation
The Foundation - Outfit - Fortnite
I'm still working on Geno.

History[]

Update v19.00[]

  • Added Agent Jones as a Character. He can be found randomly at one of the Seven Outposts.

Update v21.00[]

Update v22.40[]

  • Re-added Agent Jones as a Character. He can be found at Fort Jonesy.

Update v23.00[]

Update v26.30[]

  • Re-added Agent Jones as a Character. He can be found at Frenzy Farm.
  • October 24th 2023: Agent Jones's special dialogues for Peely, Dahlia, Nolan Chance and Antonia changed.
    • Agent Jones was disabled few hours later.

Trivia[]

  • It is speculated that the character might have been a snapshot of Agent Jones, in which the real Agent Jones is still wearing the prisoner jumpsuit in the Story Trailer of Chapter 3: Season 2. It is also evident because, in the ending of the Zero Crisis Finale, he gets looped, but during Chapter 2: Season 7 is when he was captured and brought back to the bridge, removing The Loop's effects from him, causing The Zero Point to make a snapshot of him.

Lore[]

Assassin Unknown - Emoticon - Fortnite
Due to lack of official information, this article/section may contain speculation and/or fan interpretations
Some information on this page may therefore be partially incorrect or factually incorrect.

Part of me thinks immortality's a curse... A power you get addicted to. I used to just see the endless possibilities. The time to fix any mistake. But some mistakes, you can't fix.
— John Jones

Agent John "Jonesy" Jones, or simply Jones and self-claimed The Legend is a former high ranking member of the Imagined Order who worked under the command of Doctor Slone. He betrayed IO during the Zero Crisis Finale in order to save Reality Zero. After having been rescued from prison by The Foundation during The End event, he joined The Seven. He is the original man behind all of Jonesy snapshots.

He is the main protagonist of Fortnite: Battle Royale, serving as the overarching protagonist of Chapter 1, the secondary protagonist of Chapter 2, one of the two main protagonists (alongside The Foundation) of Chapter 3 and the main protagonist of Fortnite OG.

Personality[]

Jones is an adventurous man who can easily adapt himself into all kinds of unknown places. He learned to speak 342,000 languages from all the realities he explored. He will try his best to fit in and befriend everyone he comes across.

Jones comes from an "Unstable World" reality where he need to fight for living. He married an unnamed woman and had children with her. The IO offers him a job to join IO Island Management Team and Jones' family can get protection from the hostile world as long as he can work for them. After becoming an IO agent and gaining ageless immortality, he thought he had all the time to fix any mistake. But after his wife and children died of old age, he began to see his immortality as a curse.

Appearance[]

Jones is a young looking man with blonde hair and blue eyes. As an IO agent, he wears a dark blue suit with a blue/red tie. As Jones Unchained, he has a white tank top and prison overalls. He later grows a beard as Vengeance Jones and sports a beige coat, a black sweater, a red scarf and sunglasses.

Vengeance Jones - Outfit - Fortnite
Underground
Jones Unchained - Outfit - Fortnite
Unchained
Agent Jones (Prisoner) - Character - Fortnite
Prisoner
Agent Jones (Jump 42) - Outfit - Fortnite
Jump 42
Agent Jones (Jump 31) - Outfit - Fortnite
Jump 31
Agent Jones (Jump 23) - Outfit - Fortnite
Jump 23
Agent Jones (Jump 15) - Outfit - Fortnite
Jump 15
Agent Jones - Outfit - Fortnite
Red Tie
Agent Jonesy - Outfit - Fortnite
Blue Tie
Guernsey - Outfit - Fortnite
Guernsey
Agent Jones (Marvel) - Character - Fortnite
Marvel: Zero War

Powers and Abilities[]

JoJones' Bizarre Adventure
"But when you join the Island Management Team, like I did, you don't just get medical and dental benefits. You get immortality."
-Agent Jones
Immortality
Given for by the IO for being a part of the Island Management Team.
"I know 342,000 languages, but this one isn't one of them."
-Agent Jones
Multilingual
Fluent in over 342,000 languages.

Timeline[]

Before Chapter 1[]

Jones is recruited by Doctor Slone into the Imagined Order, and becomes a member of the Island Management Team. He is tasked with jumping into The Zero Point. It creates one of the very first Snapshots of him, Bunker Jonesy, along with numerous others throughout his various trips into the Loop. He is sent through the Zero Point to many realities in The Omniverse to bring order to them, kidnapping people and putting them in The Loop so the IO can study them. He was also very knowledgeable about The Seven. As years past, Jones has children and a family that lived in Jones' very dangerous home Reality, under protection by the IO. As they get older, Jones wants to retire so he can spend time with his grandchildren he barely knows. Doctor Slone reminds that he became indispensable in the IO and if he leaves, his family won't be under protection anymore, forcing Jones to work many more years for descendants he never knew.

Chapter 2: Season 2[]

Jones walks through The Bridge during The Device, and order his co-workers to change The Storm. While talking, The Looper gets teleported into his office, and listens to him talk. Jones opens the door and sees The Looper, asking them if they can hear him.

Chapter 2: Season 4[]

Jones is briefly seen at the end of the Devourer of Worlds Event. At first lying on the floor in an unconscious state, he then quickly wakes up as the building crumbles around him.

Chapter 2: Season 5[]

After the battle against Galactus finishes, the Imagined Order is in a state of panic. John Jones is lying on the ground as the phone on his table rings. He answers the phone, and Doctor Slone, orders him that he needs to reseal the bridge and that the last thing they need is someone escaping The Loop. Just as he walks out of his office, grabbing his Field Pack, Slone warns him about The Seven, but he leaves the office without hearing her. He enters The Bridge and locates the best Hunters across all realties. Through his Reality Logs, he brings several Hunters to The Island so they can create chaos while IO tries to fix The Zero Point. While doing this, he creates Pure Portals which overloads The Zero Point more.

Chapter 2: Season 6[]

Each reality hop made the Zero Point more unstable. He turns to The Seven and tries to get access to "Restricted File 8752," all files related to the Seven. After multiple failed attempts, he goes onto the island and through a series of events, throws the Portal Device into the Zero Point, gets the help of The Foundation and they reseal the Zero Point. However, he is looped as a result and The Foundation seals himself into The Spire.

Chapter 2: Season 7[]

Jones went into hiding as Guernsey, and was declared missing.

The End[]

Jones was found by the Imagined Order and was taken to The Bridge where he was being tortured by Doctor Slone for betraying them and helping the Seven but was rescued by The Foundation who was revealed to have lived the completion of The Spire. Jones was then given a gun to help hold off the IO Guards. After The Foundation rewires part of The Bridge, Jones then proceeds to activate the flipping of the Island, and at one point drops the gun in The Zero Point.

Chapter 3: Season 1[]

Jones officially joins The Seven as an ally, but is still disliked by The Scientist and the other members. He stays in the Seven Outposts with Seven Sentry while working on Geno, meanwhile his Snapshots started their own village society as The Joneses.

Chapter 3: Season 2[]

Jones and other members of The Seven formed The Resistance, with members and loopers from different realities. Jones also recruits Peely to The Resistance as a vehicle driver. He instructs The Looper on giving intel from the IO Airships and instructing Peely how to drive. He is still working on Geno.

Fortnite X Marvel: Zero War #1-4[]

Jones, alongside The Foundation, Spider-Man and The Imagined infiltrate The Bridge. While looking for The Zero Point, Jones comes across his old office and picks up a picture of his wife from an old frame. They meet up at the center but are ambushed by Slone and Gunnar. The Foundation is defeated by Gunnar, but the rest of the team escaped to Reality: 616. The team get help from Wolverine and travel to Wakanda, in search of The Zero Shard. They fight against hordes of Hybrids and eventually sit down at a campfire, where Jones reveals his past to the team, revealing his immortality. The next day, they fight against the High Evolutionary and Stegron. They discover that Doctor Doom has snuck around them and take the Zero Shard first to go to Reality Zero. The High Evolutionary and Stegron lets Jones and his team leave to stop Doctor Doom. They use a Portal Device and end up at The Ice Moon. Wolverine guides them to a castle, undisturbed for ages. They step inside and Jones accidentally triggers a hologram of The Ice King that congratulates them for reaching him. He tells them his backstory, ending his talk with an attempt to kilp the group. They run away, but are found by Doctor Doom instead. Doom overpowers them using The Ice King's powerful weapons and defeats the heroes. Spider-Man manages to steal The Zero Shard and bring it to The Seven, powering the Mecha Team Leader. The Mecha attacks Doom, causing him to flee to Reality Zero.

Collision / Fortnite X Marvel: Zero War #5[]

Jones, The Foundation, the rest of The Seven and a group of Avengers meet up near Mighty Monument. The team deactivates the shields of The Collider, letting the Mecha Strike Commander near it. The Mecha is overpowered by the IO Airships, but Jones calls Peely to deliver a Slurp Tank to heal the Mecha. The Mecha pulls out it's sword to destroy The Collider, but falls into a giant sinkhole caused by seismic charges. Jones and The Foundation go down into the caverns, meeting up with the Loopers. Jones, Foundation and the Loopers climb up the stairs of the Collider, fighting against IO Guards and B.R.U.T.E.s. Doctor Slone blocks their way and Jones distracts her by making a monologue, giving time for the Mecha to crush her. The Mecha gives them a lift near The Zero Point and the Foundation notices it is focused on Geno. They jump in, ending up at "The Realm". They see Geno and The Imagined discorporating as Geno gives up and hands The Zero Point to The Seven. He allows them to take anything they want in 15 seconds. They leave the Realm and return to Reality Zero, realizing that they were succesful in destroying The Collider. They return to the surface as Jones thinks about his family, wondering whether they'd realize what he had become. Spider-Man tries to confort him but leaves to return to Reality: 616. Jones apologizes from Shuri for not getting to know eachother better. Shuri gives Jones a kiss on his cheeks and tells him to visit her again.

Chapter 3: Season 4[]

Jones gets help from The Looper to investigate the Chrome. He meets AMIE but has problems with her due to her constant sarcastic behavior. They decrypt a message from The Paradigm, warning them about The Nothing.

Fracture[]

Though not featured he makes a cameo appearance via flashback, Though he does appear in the Stare At Asteria downtime event.

Chapter 4: Season 4[]

Jones finally landed on the Asteria island and reunited with Slone.

Chapter 4: Season OG[]

Jones time travels back to Chapter 1: Season 5 for an extraction mission. Everything he alter in the past will affect the present. Jones made a Rocket and taped the Time Machine onto it.

The Big Bang[]

Jones launches the Rocket, unfreeze the Meteor and with the help of The Seven, plunge his rocket and the glitching meteor into The Zero Point. After the initial Big Bang, Jones can be seen floating just behind the jukebox/next to the Pink Fall Guy.

Chapter 5: Season 1[]

Jones arrives on Helios only to find Peely missing, kidnapped by The Society. He joins The Underground to save his best friend and find Doctor Slone. In this season he meets Hope, leader and founder of the Underground and sister of Valeria, the Society's most notable leader. Jones establishes a good friendship with Hope, knowing until the end that they can count on each other, with whom he fought The Society. Later in the season, Jones manages to save Peely from the Society, leaving her to her fate and weakening her greatly. Near the season finale, a traveler named Odyssey warns Jones that fate isn't finished with him yet.

Chapter 5: Season 2[]

Even after saving Peely, Jones continues to stay active on the island, working closely with Hope.

Gallery[]

Voice[]

The Device (event)[]

English Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Arabic Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

German Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Spanish Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Latin America Spanish Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

French Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Italian Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Japanese Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Korean Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Polish Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Portuguese (Brazil) Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Russian Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Turkish Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?

Chinese Dialogue[]

Audio Dialogue
Jones: (to phone) Uh no, E- everything is NOT stable over here. We are act-- (to Janice) Uh, Janice! Janice! Uh, dial the Resonance Actuator to 7.2. Now. Please. Yes, right now.
Janice: I'm on it!
Jones: (to phone) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on... "It's not just a storm?" What does that mean?
Must be connected to the loop, but there's no way we could have predicted that it would react THIS way. At this--
And that worked? How long do you think it'll hold?
Good, good. Everything is, uh, starting to stabilize here. Nothing seems to be--...What the...?
How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?


Zero Crisis Finale[]

Audio Dialogue
Nevermind. Look sharp, we're saving reality.
Well, we're not giving up.
We've got Portals, not good.
So... we should close them?
Yep. Gotcha, we're on it.
Reality Waves can change anything in the blink of -
I'm a Butterfly.
I'm a Butterfly now, so... NO!
There is no way this is good... but it is beautiful.
I spent my whole life studying the Zero Point...
And this is the first time I've really seen it...
I feel like reality just doesn't like me.
You look... Amazing.
Sorry about this, normally we do stuff you know and help. but er... Butterfly.
Look at you running around not being a Butterfly. must be nice.
Haha! Uh. Well done!
Whoa... That's intense.
Uh, everything okay up there?
He must be sealing himself in...
He needs our help, come on!
Overload the Device?!
I'll be trapped in the Loop!
You have my word!
Here... we... GO!

The Spire Quests[]

Audio Dialogue
Listen to the Crystal Song...

The End (Chapter 2)[]

Audio Subtitle
(from a distance) GUYS!
(Laughs) That's the last one! We did It!
Okay. I... may have dropped it...
In... the Zero Point.
You call this "safe"?
Well, what about that!?

Resistance Quests[]

Week 1[]

Establish Device Uplink near Logjam Lumberyard, Rocky Reels, or Tilted Towers
Audio Subtitle
Slone's got something major up her sleeve, so keeping tabs on her forces is critical.
Our field recon cameras are ready for action, sooo you wanna maybe help me spy on my old crew?
And if I get caught up on the latest IO gossip, you know, that's... just the... cost of doing business.
Deploy sensors at Logjam Lumberyard, Tilted Towers, and Rocky Reels
Audio Subtitle
It should go without saying that if you get caught putting these up, you don't know me.
But... I dunno, you've heard good things.
Camera online. One more to go.
Nice work.
Did I put the batteries in? I did. Didn't--? I'm, like... 80% sure that I put the batteries in.
Establish Device Uplink near a Seven Outpost
Audio Subtitle
Well, looks like the Imagined Order DOD--that's Department of Dirigibles--finally got their combat blimps in the field.
If I'm remembering the prototypes correctly, there's like a ton of remote servers aboard those things.
Get a data scraper onto one of those blimps.
Plant a Data Scraper at the tail of an IO airship
Audio Subtitle
We'll send someone to pick that up later. And by "someone," I mean you. (chuckle)
You can get down yourself, right?

Week 2[]

Establish Device Uplink near Command Cavern
Audio Subtitle
I know how much you love smashing up tanks, but The Scientist apparently needs a whole one to reverse engineer, so...
Securing an enemy tank is about as safe as it sounds... which is why I volunteered you.
All you gotta do is deliver a tank to one of the bases I've marked on your map.
"Or die trying." Yeah, that last bit was from The Foundation and I'm not entirely sure he was kidding. (chuckle) So... good luck!
Deliver a tank to a Seven outpost
Audio Subtitle
Oh yeah! Thank you.
I made some big, BIG promises to The Seven regarding the tank heist, and I had like... I mean, NO back up plan.
So... I think you just became my favorite Looper.
Alrighty! Let's leave The Seven to their...backwards engineering or whatever it is that they're really up to.
Establish Device Uplink near the central Gas Station
Audio Subtitle
You know my buddy, Peely? Yeah. He's about... one banana tall? Kinda quiet? Bruises easily?
Uh... He accidentally drank some smoothie, which I guess bananas shouldn't do, and he had a vision.
At least I think so, he's...very hard to understand. But the upshot is... you gotta teach my bro-nana, uh... to drive.
Refuel a vehicle
Audio Subtitle
Thanks for doing this. Peely doesn't always make sense, but his...you know... His sticker's in the right place.
Drive in a car or truck without going off-road
Audio Subtitle
Peely says, "Thank you!" And also says, "The prophecy will soon be fulfilled." So...you got that goin' for you, which is nice.


Cross Behemoth Bridge in a vehicle
Audio Subtitle
And that is how you teach a banana to drive. Which, (laughing) you know, now that I... say that out loud, seems like a mistake. Still, nice job!

Week 4[]

Establish Device Uplink near Sanctuary
Audio Subtitle
I need you to roll out our anti-tank rounds to The Seven's personnel across the Island.
Keep your comms open while you're delivering them. We need to talk.
Place Anti-Tank Rounds
Audio Subtitle
You know, not to brag but before I left the Imagined Order, I was somewhat of an expert on The Seven.
And one thing we were certain of was that they worked as a unified, dedicated group.
The Imagined Order still thinks that but, ehhh, I'm not so certain. It makes me nervous.
Between you and me, we need to know what's going on with The Seven.
This lack of trust could have been a real problem.
We need to resolve it before the IO catches wind.
Good work.
Look, don't share anything I told you. Okay? We're just going to watch and be smart.
We need The Seven united. If something is driving a wedge, we need to know.

Week 5[]

Establish Device Uplink near a Seven Outpost
Audio Subtitle
You're still finding four different weapon rarities out there, right?
And like, weapons in general? Because... I'm seeing Loopers running around with nothing but floppers and bandages.
I'm pretty sure it's user error, but I'll need you to mark four different weapon rarities in the field to prove it.
Mark weapons of different rarities to show Loopers how to identify them
Audio Subtitle
See, I knew it! It's like I'm saying, "Grab weapon," but they're hearing, "Prepare dinner."
I'm no longer worried about weapon availability, but I am having some major concerns about Looper combat training.
See? It's not that hard. Why can't they all be like you? Don't change, okay? Just...never change. You are perfect.
I hope everyone's paying attention because THAT is how we prepare for battle.
We're making war out here, Loopers, not some sort of weird potluck where half the people bring bandages.

Week 6[]

Establish Device Uplink near Loot Lake
Audio Subtitle
This will not come as a surprise, but IO management loves doomsday machines. LOVES 'em.
There's even a Doomsday Division at HQ. Oh man, their softball team is awful, but they will one day destroy us all, so... kind of a wash.
We have very credible intel that one of the IO's doomsday devices is now in production.
We need to find out everything we can while we still can. Hit the field, I'll prep the cameras.
Set up recon cameras to get more info about the IO doomsday device
Audio Subtitle
Yeah, well, this is the place. Once you're done, get moving. This is not the time to get caught.
Yeah, I already don't like what I'm seeing. Stay the course and be smart.
Nicely done. Now get out of there.
I have a very bad feeling that we are not ready for what we're gonna find out.

Week 7[]

Hack IO Loudspeakers
Audio Subtitle
JONES: War may be fought on the battlefield, but it is won in hearts and minds.
That's where we're going to spend a little time screwing with the IO's propaganda machine.
My new counter-propaganda mixtape drops as soon as you hack into the IO's loudspeakers, so...
C'mon! You. Me. Hearts. Minds. Let's make it happen.
JONES: Attention, IO forces. This is Doctor Slone.
And this is what my voice normally sounds like.
(ahem) As of this broadcast, we officially surrender.
Ask no follow up questions, just... drop your weapons and run.
JONES: So, y'all didn't fall for the first trick. Well, I expected that.
So... Stage Two. Infighting!
I've, uh... posted everyone's salaries on the IO shared drive.
Check it out before you grab your weapons and risk your life for your benevolent Imagined Order overlords.
Make sure to discuss amongst yourselves! (laughing) Have fun!
JONES: (sing-song) Slooone, it's meeee! Your sworn enemy talking to you on your own security system!
(normal speech) Ah, you know, I was gonna make fun of you but... but look...
I promise you, you're on the wrong side of things here. But there is still time to make the right choice.
I mean it! But... you know, since this is counter-propaganda, I can't end things on an emotionally honest note. (laughing)
So. Uh, here's an endless loop of Peely's favorite annoying sounds!
Find Jones's IO Credentials
Audio Subtitle
JONES: You know, it's the strangest thing. I can't find my old Imagined Order credentials.
Luckily, the IO is built on mutual distrust and paranoia, so there is always a workaround.
So let's brute force this problem. If you see IO files in the wild, smash 'em open. And I'll do the rest.
JONES: "Emergency Data Redundancy Protocol." That's it!
"In the event of network integrity failure, credentials can be manually reset at Site 4862."
Okay. According to this Imagined Order Island Guide, 4862 is...
Covert Cavern. See you there.
Hack an IO Server in Command Cavern
Audio Subtitle
JONES: Hey, you made it! Ready to hack into a top-secret Imagined Order server? Eh?
We'll either find priceless intel, or a really juicy memo about whoever's been stealing lunches from the staff fridge.
(mockingly) I'll bet you it was "Agent Gunnar, Level 5."
JONES: Look at this haul! We got war plans, blueprints, complete background on The Seven...
Except for The Sisters. Huh. Their files have been wiped.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. EVERYTHING related to The Sisters has been wiped.
That's not how their system works. NOTHING is erased. EVER.
It's not even supposed to be possible!

Week 8[]

Destroy trash laying around Sanctuary
Audio Subtitle
JONES: That party was awesome! (laughing) Somebody told you it was your job to clean up, right?
I mean, I can help. A little. I could use a little...post-party debrief to clear my head.
JONES: I'm concerned I got a little... festive last night.
And I have a distinct memory of bragging to The Imagined about, you know, (laughing) all the secret IO stuff that I know.
Is it weird that she wanted to know so much about how their file system worked?
Answering my own question: Yes. Yes, it is.
JONES: I think... (trying to remember) The Imagined told me something important last night. What was it?
Think, think, think. Nope! No. Oh. Ow. Stop thinking. Thinking hurts. Ignorance. Oh, that's the place to be.
JONES: That's it! The Imagined said she's sick of not knowing who she is!
And every time she looks for answers, it's like someone is one step ahead of her.
And then I made what I thought was, like, a hilarious joke, that upon further reflection...
(embarassed) Makes me want to stop thinking about this...entirely.

Week 9[]

Collect Mech Parts from fishing holes
Audio Subtitle
JONES: I'll have you know I spent the better part of the day trying to heal the schism between Paradigm and The Seven.
Long story short, The Seven is recommissioning the Mech and we don't know if Paradigm will pilot it.
So, there. You're all caught up. Now, I need to do literally anything else.
C'mon, we're goin' fishing! ...For small, long-lost, waterlogged Mech parts.
JONES: Well, we're doin' our part. Now let's just hope The Seven do their part.
Download personnel files from the old IO servers
Audio Subtitle
JONES: The more I look into The Sisters, the less I understand.
The Imagined especially seems really, really into finding old IO personnel files.
I do know of a super secret analog database that might have answers.
Let's see if we can figure out what she's looking for.
JONES: Someone else is looking through these files. And judging by what I'm seeing, they're looking at the same data.
I'm seeing records for the Foundation, The Origin, The Paradigm, but... nothing on The Sisters. Again!
Their files have just been deleted by-- ...Whoa.
Geno.
Jump nearby a Seismometer
Audio Subtitle
JONES: If we live through this, let's just leave the part where we lose the giant enemy fortress OUT of the history books.
...Unless my brilliant plan saves the day.
The Fortress can go into hiding. But no matter where it goes rumbling off to, it leaves a seismic signature.
I've installed a seismometer to track the IO's attack base, but I need your help to calibrate it.
JONES: If the fortress jumps within 50 meters of the seismograph, we'll be the first to know.
Oh! Actually, I- I think we're already getting some data here.
...And I really wish I knew what any of this meant.

Week 10[]

Cut power to Control Panels inside Command Cavern
Audio Subtitle
JONES: Yo. New ultra-top-secret plans are in from The Origin.
He wants us to cut the IO's power. Stat.
C'mon. Let's go mess up some control panels and ruin their day.
JONES: Most parts of war are awful, but this? This I could do all day.
Ugh, there is NOTHING better than breaking something you don't have to fix!
JONES: Well. If you can't beat 'em, annoy 'em. I always say.
JONES: There's not much I can think of that requires that much juice...
...Other than the IO's combat shielding.
I need to update Sanctuary. You keep up the good work.

Week 11[]

Damage opponents with the MK-Seven Assault Rifle
Audio Subtitle
JONES: There's nothing I want more than to give you an inspirational speech right now.
To tell you how much this battle matters, and how important each and every one of you are.
But, looking at our stats, I think we need every last second we have for target practice.
This is not a joke.
Grab the weapon the Loopers voted for and do some damage.
I know the Loopers are a peace-loving bunch, but you gotta try aiming. You'll love what it does for you!
JONES: That's what I'm talking about!
You're hitting targets! Taking clean shots! You're AIMING. See how great that is?
You've made me proud today.
But nowhere near as proud as I'll be when you take this Island back from Slone and her goons!


Drive a car or truck between two Seven Outposts without exceeding a speed of 60
Audio Subtitle
JONES: (off mic) Alright, alright. Chill out. I'll ask.
(to player) Uh, (ahem) so... Peely's prepping for his driving test and he would like for you to give him a, uh...last-minute refresher.
Could you take a little cruise between a couple of The Seven's camps?
But keep it under 60. Alright? No "peeling" out!
JONES: Please slow down, okay? Peely's very impressionable!
JONES: Watch your speed! Banana on board!
JONES: Keep it under 60!
JONES: Hey, nice driving!
Well, Peely... the rest is up to you, buddy.
Good luck.


Collision[]

Audio Transcript
JONES: So those are the "improvised" repairs the Scientist talked about?
JONES: Comms check. Jones, reporting in.
ORIGIN: Validate peripheral pneumatic function.
JONES: Nope, no-- Nothing yet.
JONES: Ground team, standing by for further orders.
JONES: Still no sign of Slone.
JONES: (frustrated sigh) Look at this, backups of backups, alarms, trip wires...
If I didn't know better I'd say this is Slone's handiwork.
JONES: Yeah you and me both.
JONES: Alright - I gotta ask.
This whole... total destruction thing just doesn't feel like Slone to me.
She does whatever it takes to win but... she's not a monster.
JONES: Hold on. Do you seriously mean that...
JONES: Well, I told you I'd get you Geno, so... You're welcome?
JONES: Shield generators marked and accounted for.
We're gonna make this a big ol' walk in the park for you, moon base.
JONES: Good luck up there Mech Team.
We've got your back.
JONES: Hey so, Big Guy, after this I think it's time I get my own Seven-y name.
JONES: Now just stay with me here. Like what about The Infiltrator. Or, ooh! The Hunter...
Oh! The Legend.
JONES: Oh, so we got one vote for The Legend. Great. Yeah, we'll come back to it.
JONES: Origin, we need your help.
We're pinned down, outnumbered ten to one, and low on ammo.
I need you to find us a way...
Oh, actually. Hang-- hang on. Foundation is...
JONES: Uh. Hmm.
Yeah, we're, ah... we're good.
JONES: I thought we agreed this was a stealth mission.
JONES: I mean that's true but -
JONES: N-- N-- Nothing.
JONES: All shields disabled. We're good to move.
JONES: Got all three.
JONES: Yep. All... four. Just one second...
JONES: We are good.
JONES: Oof. Origin. You're not going to like this.
The Imagined Order has full schematics for our mech. Weapons. Comm systems...
Battle plans.
JONES: Okay, ya don't sound concerned.
JONES: You just punched that guy through a wall!
JONES: And It was a... a little...
I'm glad you're on our side.
JONES: Whoa whoa whoa, didn't we already hit this base?
Why are we still getting elevated energy readings?
Origin? What's the story here?
JONES: ... I don't like it.
JONES: Ground team standing by.
We'll have those shields down by the time you reach the island.
After all, they do call me the Legend.
JONES: Yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing we can't handle, just... as soon as we... figure it out.
JONES: Yep, what he said.
JONES: (worried) Paradigm! Come in! Do you copy?
JONES: Don't worry. I know a guy.
JONES: (into comms) It's your time to shine, buddy.
JONES: We've eliminated the shields!
JONES: The Collider's exposed.
JONES: Can you hear me?
JONES: Anybody hurt?
JONES: C'mon! C'mon! On your feet! Let's go!
JONES: I don't think Slone's too happy we're here.
JONES: And she has a tank. So we gotta go.
JONES: Stay down and follow me!
JONES: Incoming fire!
JONES: Help me take out those guards!
JONES: The Zero Point's shifting realities.
JONES: Keep your distance unless you want to go...
JONES: ... wherever that is.
JONES: I got it -
JONES: Hey!
JONES: Over here!
JONES: And teamwork! High five! Whew!
JONES: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait - hold your fire!
JONES: Slone, you don't have to do this!
JONES: Um... look out?
JONES: Uh... who is that?
JONES: Let's go!

Paradise Quests[]

Part 1[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: So, quick recap: The Seven are gone, Paradigm's jumped into the Zero Point...
And it's all down to us to figure out what's going on with the Island.
We should start here. See if The Seven left anything useful behind.
JONES: So... The Scientist's computer seems a little upset...
JONES: But, she might have some valuable data for us to use, so...
Head to the Reality Tree. By then, she'll be back online and ready to scan.
JONES: Computer, scan the strange growth on the tree.
JONES: I'll get closer to the speaker... (ahem) COMPUTER. SCAN TREE.
JONES: I'm gonna...go find that manual.
You should follow this growth to the roots to see if it's infecting the soil.
JONES: The, uh... stuff, is making a sound, but there's something else layered on top...
Computer, record.
JONES: Look. Are you gonna help us out here, AMIE, or what? 'Cause we're trying to save the Island.
(inspiration striking) ...And The Scientist!
JONES: This signal sounds like a bunch of different military codes all jumbled together.
JONES: We're going. But... Listen, AMIE, I need your very useful databases to focus on the bigger picture here. 'Kay?
Cause if I don't save the Island, The Scientist will have nothing to come back to.
Now, we gotta decode that message.
JONES: So The Paradigm has asked us to send her a sign.
If we can unscramble messages coming FROM the tree...
We can re-scramble messages going TO the tree.
JONES: Collect some parts for AMIE, and she'll build us a translator. (to AMIE) WON'T YOU?!
JONES: ...(ahem) Recording message... (into device) Paradigm, It's Jones. We're reading you loud and clear.
Take this translator to the tree. It's time for a field test.
JONES: Did she say "nothing?" Or-or-or-or "The Nothing," Capital T, Capital N?
JONES: I, uh... heard you need my help testing the Chrome's environmental adaptability.
JONES: Uh, go ahead and place the Chrome samples into the Chrome test chamber at the lab.
JONES: So, what, there's really nothing we can do?
JONES: Believe me, there are other robots I'd rather team up with. I'd prefer a toaster at this point!
JONES: AMIE-- (holding back frustration) The only way to save The Scientist is to save the Island.
JONES: (exhale) ...I'm sorry for calling you a toaster, AMIE.
Help AMIE find The Origin's Chrome battle plans.
JONES: The Origin wanted to launch an attack on the Herald.
JONES: Get your weapons ready. We've gotta take down the Herald.
JONES: So? How did that go? Everyone okay?
That message from The Paradigm was our signal to go dark for a bit.
But I promise, this is our best shot at saving the Island And The Scientist.
JONES: I'll be back in touch when the next phase of the plan is active.

Part 2[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: We've been in a bit of a holding pattern, waiting for the next phase of my orders to trigger.
JONES: The translator's picking up a weak signal, which means... The Paradigm's back.
JONES: Here. AMIE built these new signal boosters to, um... well, you know. Boost the tree's signal. So...
Point the signal boosters at the tree. And we'll pick up The Paradigm's message.
JONES: Pffttt, yeah, dumpsters, obviously. We sh-should have thought of that...
(ahem) Search some dumpsters for The Scientist's vitally important, reality-saving research.
JONES: Well. They're here... and they smell horrible. Ugh.
I know you love him, AMIE, but you gotta admit the guy's a little...
JONES: Yeah, I was thinking something else, but let's... split the diff and go with "eccentric."
JONES: Well, that's everything. Cards on the table. AMIE, still onboard?
JONES: We need to tether ourselves to the Island's energy using these Zero Point attunement anchors.
We have to place them in sync. So once your anchor is down, send me a signal to place mine.
JONES: These anchors will either hold us together...
JONES: Probably not that! We're gonna be FINE.
JONES: Now that we've got the anchors set up...
We should refocus on getting the last of The Scientist's notes for The Paradigm.
JONES: You KNOW I love that idea, but there's gotta be a way to send all of it at once.
We should look into how the Zero Point is communicating. Maybe take some energy signature readings.
Pick up a sensor backpack and get some energy readings at Loot Lake.
JONES: Hey Aims? See anything helpful in the dataset?
JONES: Ooh, that could have been interesting.
JONES: Yes, sorry. Of course. The Scientist would be very proud of you.
JONES: I'll, uh, set up some equipment and take Zero Point readings.
All you have to do is survive the storm.
JONES: "Understa--" ...Aims? Do we know someone who speaks tree?
JONES: Bushy thinks he can do it! Heh.
JONES: Take these seeds and plant them across the Island to triangulate his signal.
JONES: Hey, AMIE? Thanks for everything... Best friend.
JONES: Just- just friends, then. Got it.

Unused[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: I've been thinking about rifts lately. Those, uh, things are basically energy portals pre-attuned to the Zero Point AND the Island.
And I also know the... you know, the loot llamas create rifts when they, um... uh... go away?
JONES: Okay, good, 'cause-- Wait, constantly?
JONES: Uh-huh... Uh... Chase a loot llama. Let 'em escape and use the rift left behind.

Quick Answers

Who is the blonde fortnite guy known as Agent Jones? toggle section
Agent Jones, also known as 'Jonesy', is a major character in Fortnite: Battle Royale. Agent Jones is a former agent of the Imagined Order whi betrayed them and became an ally of The Seven to protect the Omniverse and stop the Imagined Order. He is a crucial character in the game, serving as one of the main protagonists. He is also known for his self-proclaimed title as 'The Legend'. Agent Jones is a character model used in various outfits in the game, including the 'prisoner Jonesy skin'.
Provided by: Community
Where can you find Agent Jones in Fortnite? toggle section
Agent Jones, also known as the 'Jonesy', is a central character in Fortnite: Battle Royale. He is a character model that players can use by obtaining the Agent Jones Outfit. This outfit was available immediately after purchasing the Chapter 2: Season 6 Battle Pass. The outfit comes with several selectable styles, allowing players to customize their Agent Jones' appearance. He is also a character you can find on the Island as an NPC at Underground HQ Landmark.
Provided by: Community
What are some notable short quotes from Agent Jones in Fortnite? toggle section
Agent Jones, the blonde Fortnite guy, has some memorable short quotes in the game. One of his notable quotes is, 'How are you even-- Wait... Wait, wait, wait. Can you- can you HEAR me?' Another one is, 'Look sharp, we're saving reality.' and there is also 'Um... look out?'
Provided by: Community
Advertisement