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I Write Sins Not Tragedies is a Jam Track in Fortnite, that can be purchased in the Item Shop for   500 V-Bucks. I Write Sins Not Tragedies was first released in Chapter 6: Season 1.

Lyrics[]

("I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco)

I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At The Disco
[Verse 1]
Oh, well, imagine as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear, no, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore"

[Chorus]
I chimed in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

[Verse 2]
Oh, well, in fact, well, I'll look at it this way: I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well, in fact, well, I'll look at it this way: I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

[Chorus]
I chimed in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

[Post-Chorus]
Poise and rationality
Again

[Chorus]
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

[Post-Chorus]
Poise and rationality
Again


Vocals: Brendon Urie
Production: Matt Squire


Item Shop Appearances[]

I Write Sins Not Tragedies has appeared in 52 different Item Shops on 49 different days.

Why are there shops labelled as 'parts'?
For varying reasons, Epic Games may decide to add or remove items from the Item Shop before the usual rotation occurs. The Fortnite Wiki treats each change to the Item Shop within a single day as a separate 'part' that makes up the day's Item Shop History.
Why are there two different numbers for I Write Sins Not Tragedies's appearances?
I Write Sins Not Tragedies has, on at least one occasion, appeared in more than one shop in a single day. This has resulted in its count for appearances in the Item Shop being higher than the amount of days it has appeared in it. Both counts are listed by the Fortnite Wiki in order to be as accurate as possible, unlike other sources.

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Featured Rotation Appearances[]

I Write Sins Not Tragedies has appeared 11 times in the featured rotation of the Main Stage.

News Tab[]

Image Description Date
AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR 👂
NO, I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF ~NOTES~
January 21st 2025

Image Description Date
New Jam Tracks
New Jam Tracks are here!
January 24th 2025

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