Overview[]
Vibin' Quests were a set of Quests in Fortnite: Battle Royale, available from June 22nd 2022 to September 17th 2022. The Vibin' Quests were released in Chapter 3: Season 3 and rewarded players with 7K 
Season XP for each completed quest.
At the start of the quests, only a set of quests were available for players to complete. As the season progresses, new sets of quests will drop.
Quests[]
PART 1 VIBIN' QUESTS
| Take my mind off of this unsettling math with a victory party. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| I need you to finish setting this party up. -The Scientist Collect food consumables for the party! |
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| It's not a party without a few noise complaints. -The Scientist Interact with party poppers in the Rave Cave |
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| There's the cleanup crew captain I've been looking for! -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| Smashing stuff is technically performance art. -The Scientist Destroy objects at old IO Outposts |
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| This place could use more art. -The Scientist Spray peace sprays on structures at old IO Outposts |
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| So... The big tree, huh? -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| To study the plant, you've gotta start with the seed. -The Scientist Collect a Reality Seed from a Reality Seed Pod |
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| Let's take this seed on a world tour. -The Scientist Take a Reality Seed to 3 Named Locations |
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| I'm detecting some unusual biochemical energy... -The Scientist Plant or transplant a Reality Seed |
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PART 2 VIBIN' QUESTS
| I'll be honest: I'm suspicious of the tree. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| Are all of these new plants coming from the Reality Tree? -The Scientist Scan the Reality Tree |
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| I don't like the look of these roots... -The Scientist Scan the root between the Reality Tree and the Reality Bloom |
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| You can see that bloom too, right? -The Scientist Scan the Reality Bloom |
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| It's time for some horrifying horticulture. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| Weeds prevent a Reality Tree from producing fruit.-The Scientist Harvest Fruit from Reality Saplings |
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| I've found a brave volunteer to sacrifice his body in the name of science. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| Bushranger, meet big scary tree. Big scary tree, this is Bushranger. -The Scientist Acquire Bushranger seed from mysterious bloom |
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| Bushranger, meet big scary tree. Big scary tree, this is Bushranger. -The Scientist Bring Bushranger to Reality Tree |
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| We need to talk. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| This analysis is looking grim. Maybe it'll improve with more data... -The Scientist Interact with Zero Point Scanning Devices |
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PART 3 VIBIN' QUESTS
| I know how much you love weapons testing... -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| Show me how to handle this thing. -The Scientist Damage opponents using a Star Wars Weapon |
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| Eavesdropping is bad. Except when it's necessary. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| Those Stormtroopers are up to something. -The Scientist Plant Listening Devices at Imperial Docking Bays |
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| The Scientist sent me. Don't you love the Scientist? -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| Defeat Darth Vader! I'll watch. -AMIE Defeat Darth Vader |
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PART 4 VIBIN' QUESTS
| We need to track down that Relic. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| I've found the Relic, but you'll have to pick it up for me. -The Scientist Visit Beach Bash where the Sith Holocron washed up |
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| We need that Relic. Start looking for clues! -The Scientist Investigate clues to the whereabouts of the Sith Holocron |
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| We've been tasked with setting up a trade. -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| Find something interesting to trade Cryptic for the Relic! -AMIE Collect an anomaly from both Logjam Lotus and Butter Bloom |
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| Cryptic will FEEL MY CYBER-WRATH! -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| We will find Cryptic. And he will find PAIN. -AMIE Collect a tracking device from Synapse Station |
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| Turn this trash into valuable, Cryptic-tricking possessions. -AMIE Dumpster dive for fake relic materials |
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| We must bait the horrible Roller Coaster Man. -AMIE Construct a fake relic at Sleepy Sound |
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| It is time to PUNISH Cryptic and collect the Relic. But mostly PUNISH CRYPTIC. -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| The Relic should be located... Here. -AMIE Locate where the Sith Holocron is being held in Rave Cave |
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| Find the Relic for the Scientist! -AMIE Pry open shipping boxes to find the Sith Holocron |
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PART 5 VIBIN' QUESTS
| I found our next Relic... But it's in pieces. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| I know what I'll do if we don't find the Relic Shard... Explode, maybe? -AMIE Dig up dirt piles to find the Relic Shard |
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| I know what I'll do if we don't find the Relic Shard... Explode, maybe? -AMIE Collect the Relic Shard |
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| I'm so excited I might explode anyways! -AMIE Attune the Relic Shard |
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| I found the other Relic Shard! The Scientist will be so happy... -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| The Relic Shard is stuck in those pipes. Initiate plumbing protocol... -AMIE Block the pipes to build pressure |
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| The Relic Shard is stuck in those pipes. Initiate plumbing protocol... -AMIE Unclog the main pipe to free the Relic Shard |
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| The Relic Shard is stuck in those pipes. Initiate plumbing protocol... -AMIE Collect the Relic Shard |
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| Get that shard attuned! And receive praise!! -AMIE Attune the Relic Shard |
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| The final Relic Shard must be attuned! Hurry! -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| It's a mirror trick! The Scientist LOVES mirrors. -AMIE Align the three mirrors |
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| It's a mirror trick! The Scientist LOVES mirrors. -AMIE Collect the Relic Shard |
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| It's our last Shard to attune! Aren't you thrilled?! I'M THRILLED!! -AMIE Attune the Relic Shard |
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| It's time to reassemble the Relic. I have no idea what'll happen so... You do it. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| Revisiting the previous relic spots might give clues on how to enter the main chamber -The Scientist Enter the main chamber at Shuffled Shrines |
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| Revisiting the previous relic spots might give clues on how to enter the main chamber -The Scientist Combine the Relic Shards in the main chamber |
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PART 6 VIBIN' QUESTS
| We've got a lead on another Relic. -The Scientist Establish Device Uplink |
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| I always knew something was up with that Chair... -The Scientist Find The Chair |
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| I know what will break this shield... Brute force! -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| Prove your speed on those fleshy little legs! -AMIE Travel distance while Sprinting |
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| Only the strongest of gut can handle the Island's exotic mushrooms... -AMIE Consume Foraged Items |
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| A strong swimmer could break this Relic Shield with a single doggie paddle... -AMIE Travel distance while swimming |
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| I think we're ready for operation shield break. -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| It's time to break this shield! FOR THE SCIENTIST! -AMIE Break energy field around The Chair |
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| That Chair is ours for the taking, and yours for the sitting. -AMIE Collect The Chair |
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PART 7 VIBIN' QUESTS
| AMIE tells me you need my help. -The Paradigm Establish Device Uplink |
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| We need to search the launch records for Foundation's destination. -The Paradigm Collect the Foundation's launch records at Sanctuary |
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| Is the Foundation at Mighty Monument? -The Paradigm Report to the Foundation at Mighty Monument |
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| The Foundation appears to be missing. I don't like this... -The Paradigm Find a clue for the Foundation's whereabouts |
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| Foundation is still MIA. We need to do a headcount. -The Paradigm Establish Device Uplink |
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| Track down the Visitor at his last known location. -The Paradigm Find the Visitor |
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| Those security cameras must have recorded where the Visitor went... -The Paradigm Collect surveillance footage from cameras at Bungalow Blooms |
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| We need to talk about the Imagined. -The Paradigm Establish Device Uplink |
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| If the Imagined is still on the Island, she'll be at the Rave Cave. -The Paradigm Dance on the main dance floor at Rave Cave for 5 seconds |
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| Maybe the Imagined is stocking up on Slurp? -The Paradigm Restore Health or Shields by destroying Slurp Barrels in Rave Cave |
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| There's no sign of her. Imagined, where did you go? -The Paradigm Find a clue for the Imagined's whereabouts |
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| We're either delivering bad news... Or discovering even worse news. -The Paradigm Establish Device Uplink |
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| If the Order's there, tell her about the Imagined. If she's not... Well... -The Paradigm Talk to Seven Sentry Sven |
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| If the Order's there, tell her about the Imagined. If she's not... Well... -The Paradigm Talk to Seven Sentry Svenja |
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| The Order can't be gone. She has to be here somewhere. -The Paradigm Find a clue for the Order's whereabouts |
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PART 8 VIBIN' QUESTS
| WE HAVE TO FIND THE SCIENTIST!!! -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| If you can find the comms device, I'll call the Scientist on his PERSONAL number. -AMIE Find The Seven comm device |
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| Use the water's energy clouds. And maybe put it in some rice after. -AMIE Swim through energy clouds to charge the energy cell |
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| Plug the energy cell back into the device. I NEED to call the Scientist! -AMIE Plug the energy cell back into The Seven comm device |
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| Call off the cavalry. I've found them. -The Paradigm Establish Device Uplink |
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| We should scrounge up as much Seven tech as we can. -The Paradigm Visit Coney Crossroads |
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| This supply cache looks cleaned out. Let's check the next one. -The Paradigm Visit Lazy Lagoon |
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| Okay, we should at LEAST be able to find the Origin's missing helmet. -The Paradigm Collect The Origin Helmet at Seven Outpost III |
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PART 9 VIBIN' QUESTS
| Mayday! Mayday! -The Paradigm Establish Device Uplink |
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| Get to Synapse. We need the Scientist's notes NOW. -The Paradigm Visit Synapse Station |
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| Check those papers! We're looking for lab reports. -The Paradigm Collect notes |
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| Download EVERYTHING from that terminal. -The Paradigm Interact with the terminal |
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| Is that an audiolog? From the Scientist? -AMIE Interact with The Scientist's audio log |
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| Huh. The Paradigm's gone. Do you think she's with the Scientist? -AMIE Establish Device Uplink |
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| This tape might tell us where the Scientist went!! Uh, the Paradigm. I meant the Paradigm. -AMIE Interact with the Recording of Paradigm's disappearance |
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Vibin' Bonus Goals[]
TIER 1 GOALS
| Complete Vibin' Part 1 Quests | 36K | |
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TIER 2 GOALS
| Complete Vibin' Part 2 Quests |  36K | |
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TIER 3 GOALS
| Complete Vibin' Part 3 Quests | 36K | |
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TIER 4 GOALS
| Complete Vibin' Part 4 Quests | 36K | |
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TIER 5 GOALS
| Complete Vibin' Part 5 Quests | 36K | |
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TIER 6 GOALS
| Complete Vibin' Part 6 Quests | 36K | |
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TIER 7 GOALS
| Complete Vibin' Part 7 Quests | 36K | |
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TIER 8 GOALS
| Complete Vibin' Part 8 Quests | 36K | |
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TIER 8 GOALS
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News Tab[]
| Image | Description | Date |
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Vibin' Quests Celebrate victory and investigate mysterious energy around the Reality Tree during the first three parts of Vibin' Quests! |
June 22, 2022 |
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Vibin' Quests Part 4 The search for a mysterious relic from another galaxy continues. Help the Scientist find the relic before enemy forces recover it. |
July 10, 2022 |
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Vibin' Quests Part 5 Another relic has arrived on the Island - The Scientist needs your help to piece it back together. |
July 12, 2022 |
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Vibin' Quests Part 6 Another Relic has been discovered, work with The Scientist to unlock its secrets! |
August 19, 2022 |
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Vibin' Quests Part 8 Work with AMIE to power up an old comms realy and contact The Seven. |
September 8, 2022 |
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Vibin' Quests Part 9 Discover the fate of The Scientist. What danger lies ahead? |
September 13, 2022 |
Dialogue[]
Part 1[]
| So you freed the Zero Point. That's great! Or, you know, maybe it has a horrifying unintended consequence. It could go either way! | |
| It's probably the first thing. Which reminds me - we should celebrate our decisive victory with a party. | |
| You get to the venue while I do some back-of-the-napkin astrophysics. Just to be sure our doom is no longer impending. | |
| Wow, the setup crew did not do their jobs. |
| Hey, can you finish this? I don't really host parties. I'm more of an "esteemed guest of honor" type of guy. | |
| Well, they didn't forget the party poppers! These things are the worst. But they're very effective at getting a party started. | |
| Why don't you guys set 'em off while I run these numbers again, because that cannot be right. | |
| Oh! These things are kinda fun when you're the popper instead of the poppee. | |
| Huh. Maybe I would have liked these at my birthday after all. | |
| Enjoy the party, my favorite, and only surviving, research assistant... | |
| Because after this we're going to need to look into a few things, so... don't drink too much. |
| I'm getting complaints from Loopers about the old Imagined Order junk all over the place. | |
| I'm very busy with the very scary theoretical modelling, and I'm trusting you to handle this. | |
| Ugh, this is gonna take forever. And I have way more important things I need you to work on right now. |
| We need a simple, fast solution. Something anybody could do, even Peely... | |
| Got it. Turn this pile of junk into a modern art installation. | |
| Wow, is that a neo-dadaist intepretation of the Fluxus movement? | |
| Because it's hideous! But a different type of hideous than it was before, so... mission accomplished. |
| Look, I loved saving reality as much as the next guy, | |
| But if I had known it would eventually lead to me studying plants like some Punnett-squaring seed freak, | |
| I woulda weighed my pros and cons a little longer. But here we are. | |
| (sigh) So, can you find a seed for me? I need to run some tests. |
| (to self) Can't believe I'm about to participate in this joke science. | |
| Maybe it reacts to different biomes? Plants do that, right? |
| Throw the seed for me. It should either take root, or open a rift, or destroy time. It's hard to say. | |
| Now, we play the waiting game. And the watering game. And the pruning game... It's all the plant games. |
Part 2[]
| First thing's first: everything is fine. And you should not tell anyone otherwise. | |
| I'm definitely not concerned about the sudden explosion of biodiverse flora across the Island. | |
| I'm sending you out to get these energy scans of the Reality Tree just for fun. Got it? It's fun! | |
| Well that's a LOT of Zero Point energy. |
| And the roots... are... pulsating ominously. (laughs sheepishly). It's cool... | |
| Wow. That's... That's normal. Right? It's normal. |
| Grab another scan for me, please? I'm training a new AI and she might want some data to crunch on as a snack. | |
| This is fine. | |
| The Zero Point is just... doing it's thang. What thang is that exactly? Why am I not saying "thing" instead of "thang"? Look, it's a secret. | |
| I can't get over how normal my stress level is feeling right now! |
| It's time to root around in the dirt like a loam-loving gardenmonger. AGAIN. | |
| Well, turns out if you take care of these things, they grow! | |
| I need to talk to someone. Someone who speaks plant. |
| I have a plan to get us a man on the inside of all of this Reality Tree Zero Point stuff. | |
| You've met Bushranger, right? Plant guy, struggles with grammar, willing to sign any release form I give him? | |
| I secured permission to take a clipping, maybe a fingernail, of his newest form to the Reality Tree... Just to see what happens. |
| Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you take our brave volunteer to the big scary tree radiating Zero Point energy? | |
| Okay Bushy, I need you to start keeping a sleep journal, food journal, dream journal... maybe a vision board? | |
| Oh, you did. Let's see what you've got. (reading) "Darknessdarkness big scary." Huh. |
| Hey, you wanna help me grab some Zero Point energy readings? I could use a sounding board. | |
| So the Zero Point energy across the Island is... Unprecedented. | |
| Best case scenario, I publish a brilliant paper and get a ton of awards. | |
| Worst case scenario... Well, you can guess. | |
| I feel like the Zero Point is trying to tell us something. | |
| And if I don't figure it out in time... Who will? | |
| I'm beginning to think that maybe freeing the Zero Point was a mistake. | |
| I thought I had all this math right. But clearly I missed something. | |
| Ultimately, if something goes really, really wrong... It's my fault. |
Part 3[]
| THE SCIENTIST: Uh, I've got some great news. The Reality Tree is barfing up weird weapons I don't understand. | |
| So, should we... try 'em out? Mostly for scientific research. But also, you know, they're weapons and we're here and they're here. So, why not? | |
| THE SCIENTIST: You still have all the body parts you had before? | |
| Good, 'cause some of these things look like they could take a hand off. |
| THE SCIENTIST: Uh, we've got some visitors. Foundation calls them "Stormtroopers." I call them... also Stormtroopers. | |
| I'm too busy to hand out nicknames for free. | |
| I'd like to find out why these guys are here. I suspect it's related to the Zero Point's ongoing... freedom issues. | |
| THE SCIENTIST: It sounds like the Zero Point brought an ultra-powerful Relic from their reality to the Island. |
| AMIE: Hello! I am The Scientist's Artificial Machine Intelligence Engine: Amie! | |
| I am The Scientist's favorite. So it has been programmed and so it shall be. Forever. | |
| The Relic is in the possession of a "Darth Vader." And our only option is to take it back by force. | |
| AMIE: Did you drop the Relic into the ocean or did he? | |
| Oh, The Scientist is going to be SO sad! | |
| (dawning glee) I'll have to cheer him up with the 80 terabytes of poetry I wrote for him! |
Part 4[]
| THE SCIENTIST: Guess where the Relic was? And if you say "the last place you looked," I will be forced to electrocute you. Yep. That's just how it goes. | |
| It was in the ocean, but given our seasonal currents, it's washed up on shore by now. So go get it, champ! | |
| THE SCIENTIST: It's gone? Ugh, of course it is. | |
| Well, my dozens of '--ometers' can't be wrong, so that means somebody took it. | |
| THE SCIENTIST: Looks like a clue to me. Why don't you grab it? | |
| THE SCIENTIST: I'm getting more questions than answers. | |
| THE SCIENTIST: Alright, I've seen enough. | |
| I'm gonna go pay a visit to that coaster jockey. This seems like his kinda thing. |
| AMIE: The horrible roller coaster man stole from The Scientist. | |
| While my processing array screams for vengeance... | |
| We have been tasked with finding interesting objects to offer him for potential trade. | |
| AMIE: The Scientist can't have this. Not with his extremely unique allergies. | |
| AMIE: No one betrays The Scientist. Not when I have my LASER-BLADES... Oh, Synapse. Where did I leave those? |
| AMIE: (coming down from a sobbing tantrum) The Scientist is mad at me! | |
| The roller coaster man scammed us, so I orchestrated a bot attack in retaliation, which is apparently "AGAINST MY PROTOCOL." | |
| (getting emotional) I'm turning my fans off. I don't deserve CPU cooling right now. | |
| (gasping) Nope! Too hot! TOO HOT!! | |
| (deep breath) I have a plan to find the Relic, but I need your help. Collect a tracker with your grabby... hand... things. Please? | |
| AMIE: If you create a false Relic and equip it with this tracker, I can find where he's hiding the real thing. | |
| Then in a perfect world I would eat his soul. | |
| But The Scientist won't return my teeth until I prove I'm responsible enough to have them. | |
| AMIE: He will be unable to resist collecting such a priceless artifact... AND IT WILL BE HIS DOOM. | |
| AMIE: (intense) I will catch the roller coaster man in my gossamer cyberweb. He will regret crossing me. | |
| (light) And then The Scientist will love me again! But MORE this time. |
| AMIE: Okay. We have the location of the Relic! | |
| We need to steal it back. (gasp) And then we might get PRAISE! From The SCIENTIST! Oh, my favorite!! |
| THE SCIENTIST: Amie, where are you? What was that?! | |
| AMIE: A magnitude six Zero Point energy shockwave, Lord Mister Scientist, sir! | |
| It's nothing you can't solve with your astonishing wit and scientific prowess. | |
| THE SCIENTIST: (a little flustered) I.. Uh... Thank you. What? No. Wai-- Aren't you supposed to be charging? |
Part 5[]
| THE SCIENTIST: Thank you for helping Amie secure that Relic. She's great, right? | |
| I mean, extremely intense, and she won't stop calling me "daddy," but you know... she's still in beta. | |
| So anyway, I found another Relic. This one's broken into three pieces at the temple. | |
| I'm sending you and Amie to look into it. And maybe you could take her out for an ice cream or something. |
| AMIE: Not to be dramatic, but if we fail to find all three Relic shards, I WILL void my warranty. | |
| You wouldn't like me when I'm off-warranty. I get reeeeal flammable. | |
| AMIE: According to The Scientist's eighth book, The Shardonomicon... | |
| The shards need to be attuned in specific biomes before we can reassemble them. | |
| Road trip! I'm picking the music. Hope you like modem sounds! | |
| AMIE: One shard down, two shards to go. |
| AMIE: With my duodecillion-core quantum processor and your... legs, we'll get that Relic shard in no time! | |
| AMIE: Okay. Attune this shard in the right biome while I read my favorite book, The Scientist's search history. | |
| (reading) "What is Zero Point doing. How to fix Zero Point." (swoon) Ah! "Emergency robot therapist." | |
| AMIE: Oh, it's attuned? The Scientist is going to be so proud of me. |
| AMIE: If we find that last Relic shard, The Scientist is going to buy me a new solid state drive. (reverent whisper) Solid state... | |
| AMIE: There's the shard! All of my states are going to be ROCK solid. | |
| AMIE: You've collected and attuned all three shards! | |
| It's time for... the Reckoning. (correcting herself) I mean, reassembly. They're right next to each other in my word bank. |
| THE SCIENTIST: Amie tells me you attuned all three shards. | |
| Somebody's been reading the Shardonomicon. (beat) I mean, probably her. But somebody's been reading it. | |
| Go to the temple's main chamber. It should have somewhere to combine these shards. | |
| THE SCIENTIST: There it is again. Another Zero Point energy shockwave. Magnitude 7.2! | |
| The Zero Point has gotta be bringing these Relics here because it wants us to have them, right? | |
| And, uh, you didn't hear this from me, but since we're almost-friends... Now is the time to be worried. |
Part 6[]
| THE SCIENTIST: Amie and I have been at Synapse Station studying this Relic situation. | |
| The Zero Point is definitely, probably intentionally summoning these Relics. But we're not sure why. | |
| Fortunately, or unfortunately, another Relic has just made landfall on the Island. Maybe this one speaks Zero Point. | |
| Let's make this a nice, clean Relic extraction, okay? | |
| THE SCIENTIST: Of course it's shielded (laughs humorlessly). | |
| I'm tasking you and Amie to figure out how to break that shield. | |
| In the meantime, I gotta speak to The Foundation about all this. He picked a bad time to stop answering my calls. He's ghosting me! |
| AMIE: We'll need someone strong enough to break the shield. You're strong, right? Can we verify your strength with a training montage? | |
| AMIE: You're not a published intellectual with a very extensive DVD collection... But you're strong. | |
| AMIE: I am impressed. And not confused by this strange human custom at all. | |
| AMIE: Wow, I kinda want a body now. Ooh, with rocket launchers for arms... and KNIFE FEET! | |
| Or maybe regular feet. The power of knife feet would immediately go to my grappling hook head. |
| AMIE: Ah! You have reached the pinnacle of strength and discipline. (beat) Or maybe you haven't. I don't have sensors for that. | |
| I need you to break the shield around the Relic. |
| THE SCIENTIST: That was a magnitude 8.5 shockwave. Detectable from light years away. Amie? | |
| AMIE: On my way, dad! | |
| THE SCIENTIST: I told you that is not an improvement. | |
| AMIE: Sorry... Attractive father? | |
| THE SCIENTIST: When this is all over I'm reprogramming you. | |
| (exasperated) Okay, this is... I don't know... Next time we talk, I'll have some answers. |
Part 7[]
| THE PARADIGM: Amie is very insistent that we find The Foundation. | |
| I thought he went off-world for a mission... | |
| Let's pull his flight records. | |
| THE PARADIGM: I'm not seeing any launch records. | |
| I know he sometimes goes out to his big statue to ponder the folly of existence. Let's check there. | |
| THE PARADIGM: What's that? Over there. | |
| THE PARADIGM: The Foundation wouldn't leave this. Not by choice. |
| THE PARADIGM: If The Visitor's not in his usual place, something is seriously wrong. | |
| THE PARADIGM: He's not here. Check the surveillance tapes. | |
| THE PARADIGM: This tape's got nothin'. | |
| THE PARADIGM: (under breath, to Visitor) I know you're smart enough to get whatever happened on film... | |
| THE PARADIGM: Nothing but static. Something took the camera out. |
| THE PARADIGM: I want to retrace The Imagined's steps. If she's still here, she'll be where the party is. | |
| THE PARADIGM: If there was any sign of trouble, she would have loaded up on shields right away. | |
| THE PARADIGM: Gone? Please. Tell me she's just doing karaoke at her usual spot... | |
| THE PARADIGM: Paradigm to The Seven. Commence high alert security protocols. Now. |
| THE PARADIGM: We need to track down The Order. Fast. | |
| THE PARADIGM: Apparently The Order hasn't been here in weeks. | |
| Find a sentry who can pinpoint her last known location. | |
| THE PARADIGM: This sentry saw her a few days ago. | |
| I'm marking her last known location on your map. | |
| THE PARADIGM: (urgent) Scientist. Origin. Come in. |
Part 8[]
| AMIE: I think the Zero Point brought us an old Seven comms relay. We should collect it and try to contact The Scientist. | |
| AMIE: It's dead. And I'll be honest: I've destroyed all of my dongles in several dark charging experiments. | |
| Oh! We could charge it by passing it through some quantum energy clouds. | |
| AMIE: (loudly) PUT ON THE SCIENTIST. |
| THE PARADIGM: I found The Scientist. He's in his underground bio-lab researching that strange substance spreading across the Island. | |
| The Visitor is there too. | |
| Along with The Origin. | |
| We've been asked to find and bring some Seven gear to the lab. | |
| It sounds like we're going off-grid. | |
| THE PARADIGM: Nothin' here. | |
| THE PARADIGM: Nope. Nothing. | |
| THE PARADIGM: This looks like what Mister Big-Blue-and-Responsible needs. | |
| I wonder what they're researching down there... |
Part 9[]
| THE PARADIGM: I need your help. NOW. | |
| THE PARADIGM: Amie, help them find The Scientist's notes. | |
| AMIE: (raucous sobbing) I WISH IT HAD BEEN YOU!!!! | |
| THE PARADIGM: Notes! Get his notes! | |
| THE PARADIGM: Those Zero Point energy shockwaves were flares! A galactic distress signal! | |
| If we don't help... It'll go dormant. | |
| THE PARADIGM: Here goes nothin'. |
| THE SCIENTIST: Paradigm. If you're listening to this... It means I'm gone. | |
| I don't know where they took me. And I don't know if I'll be back. | |
| I promised we'd never leave you alone again. And I promised freeing the Zero Point would be safe. | |
| Everything's my fault. So whatever happens to me, I deserve it. | |
| I programmed Amie to take care of you and whoever's left. I hope there are people left. | |
| I'm sorry it ended like this. I've always-- (radio static) |
| AMIE: Sorry. I turned off my external sensors to format my new solid state drive, and now I can't find The Paradigm. | |
| Which is bad. Do you want to hear 8,000 different words for "bad?" I've got them all... On my NEW solid state drive! | |
| Sorry. I'm focused. Let's find The Paradigm! | |
| AMIE: You're telling me I only have YOU left?! That's awful. Terrible. Horrifying. I could go on for so long! | |
| No. No! Wait. I can process this disappointment SO efficiently now... (a beat) Okay, I'm over it! Vendetta buddies? |
